Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise

Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise on asprin.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saddam's Bumperstickers	Yo Mama's Halloween	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...
Gore & Pantyhose	Backstroke Dolly	Count Chock Full of Nuts	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D
Poor Blonde	Osama is Celebate	That's Meaty	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...
Beer Translations	Line of Blondes	Smurf and Turf	Bush BM
Good Girl...Bad Girl	Blonde's Wine	Medical Miracles	Full Speed Ahead
You're So Poor...Trashcan	Goodyear Rubber	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Bleachin Yo Mama
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Chucky at the Movies	Political Pampers	Yo mama's So Old
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so fat... bath	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Fortune 500
Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Confucius Say	Hit TV Shows in Iraq
The Golfer and the Leprechaun	Wizard of Oz	Yo mama's So Ugly	It's What's For Dinner
Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Hide the Duke	Wanted: Dead Or Alive
Yo mama's So Stupid	Beep Beep	Stick of Dynamite	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Obese Michigan Mammas