Star Trek

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	An Ugly Position	Farmer and the Cow	Bush and Gore, together again
Blonde Grenadier	Fast Food	Elephant...Cherry Tree	72?
Biggest Pee Pee	No Special Sauce?	The Poopie List	Farmer Joe and his Mule
100,000 Frenchman	Redneck Fly-swatter	No one is safe	That's crazy
Three Drunk Men	Yo Mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Joystick (Ya Get It?)
Iron Phone	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Yo mama's So Poor	Swinging Redneck
Walruses And Their Tupperware	Yo mama's...Bus	Political Pampers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Blonde with Chickens	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	The Blonde's Roadside Emergency
Tardy Blonde	Comfortable	Yo mama so ugly...	Cannibals
Sheep Boy	Gary Condit's Clock	Jokes On You, Teacher	Sign On The Brothel
Government Tactics	Political Jokes	Chucky at the Movies	Ghost story for tots
Stumbling and Mumbling	A Sack Full of Chickens	Wedding Night	Titillating
Yo Mama's Underwear	Wanted: Dead Or Alive