Star Trek

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bee Milky	Paying the Price of Marriage	Unlikely	Blonde and Blonder
Dentata	A Roomful of Rednecks	A woman went to her priest with a problem...	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
Bush Does a Favor	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Topless Sunbather	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11
Blonde in Grocery Store	No one is safe	White, Slimy, & Horny	Guys vs. Girls
You're So Poor	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	The Geography of Men and Women	Yo mama's So Stupid
Please pass the mayo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Salesman: A New One, Really	Me, I want a hoola hoop
Monica's Testimony	Higher Larnin'	Hot Enough For You?	A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...
Yo Mama's So Poor	Sanitary Blonde	Dog Talk	Blonde and Doorknobs
Porcupines	Yo Mama's So Dirty	The Eyes Have It	Soy Toy
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Circumcisional Evidence	Honeymoon	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell
In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Greg Norman	Boy Scout	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse
Bishop And The Ass	Yo mama's...Forklift	Blow pop	Jerome is Dead!
Latex Gloves	Girls and Planes