Star Trek

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Einsteinium	Yo mama's so fat... drive-in	Blonde Fish Killer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type
Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Working Relationship	Bathtub Anxieties	What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...
Redneck Haircut	Trapped Inside a Whale	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Blonde Passenger
Bush BM	Accident on the Golf Course	Blonde with Money	Yo Mama's... Hairy
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Iraqi Law	You Know You're Old	With Andy Rooney
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Stop Tailgating	Yo mama's... easy
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Yo mama's So Stupid	It's A War-Like Country	Yo mama's So Stupid
No Special Sauce?	Yo mama's So Poor	The Origin of Little Debbie	Famous People Say the Darndest Things
The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Blonde In A Bathroom	You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	Two brunettes and a blonde...
Blow in the Blonde's	JFKaput	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Blonde's Finals
Yo mama's...So Hairy	The 11th Commandment	Genie and the Taliban	It's What's For Dinner
Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Archeological Gag	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Blonde With Braces
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Losin' It