Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole

You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

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Energizer Bunny	Beer Consumption	Yo mama's So Stupid	What Are Politics?
Blonde at Starbucks	Politically Speaking	Megastore, Megasale	Yo mama's so Nasty
G-spot vs. a Golfball	Blond Father	Monster Valentine	Yo mama's so fat...
Clinton's Safe Sex	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	The True Story
Yo mama's So Poor	What's the difference between a...	Redneck...Ironing Board	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...
Still Together	Ten Cents	Snoop Doggs Teeth...	Yo Mama's So Ugly
What do puppies and gynecologists...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Upholding the Cloth	Blonde Snowman
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Iraqi Law	Nailing Osama	River Deep
Blonde Radio	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Sex Contract	Confucius...Sausage
Redneck Soccer	The Chinese Workman	Yo mama's So Small	Really Sick
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women	Homosexual	I want my MTV
Jingle Blondes	Bad Case of the Stutters	Yo mama's...Fat	Fortune 500
Yo mama's...Easy	Yo mama's So Stupid