Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"

"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Miracle Exercise	Yo mama's So Poor	I Nearly Pissed Myself	Line of Blondes
Blonde in a Library	Tasties in a Half Shell	Gorilla Control	Yo mama's So Ugly
High Stakes	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Topless Sunbather	JFKaput
Circumcisional Evidence	New Improved Lawnmowers	Rookie Pitcher	Adam's New Organs
Lake Wannaswimma	Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player	Broomsticks	The Blonde Fox
Monica's First Look	Yo mama's So Poor	Sheep Soup	You're So Poor...Trashcan
Another Weekend At The Home	Louisiana Heritage	Elephant and Man	Priestly Duties
Man Beats Dog	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Southern Values	Be Careful What You Wish For
Yo mama's so stupid... drown	Blondes in a Box	Biting	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think
Sex Over-Easy	Clinton's DNA	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
Yo mama's... easy	He'n & She'n	People Really Said These Things In Court	What P.M.S. Stands For
Yo mama's So Stupid	Deer Tracks	Art Gallery Nudes	Yo mama's So Stupid
Pickled Bread	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...