Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"

"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Clinton & KFC	Helisoft
Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Yo Mama's a Saint	Redneck Parkin' Lot	What Did A Lawyer Name His ...
Nursery Crimes	A Brief Visit to the Doctor	Mommy, Mommy!	Clear Blue Easy
Redneck Engineering Exam	Blonde Joke	Yo mama's So Ugly	Picture perfect
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big
Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	The Muffler
Yo mama so dirty...	Yo Mama's Fertile	Osama's Ride	Sex and Air
Redneck Religiousity	Birdy	Fast Food Blondes	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here
Gassy Broad	Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Priests and Christmas Trees	The Blonde ABC's
Lesser Evils	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Golf On The Sly	Little Johnny's Wish
Windows 666	Screwed, For Sure	Banging and Banking	Ed Zachery Disease
Yo mama's smile	Latex Gloves	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	How To Sell Lawnmowers
It's What's For Dinner	Jack and Jill II