Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"

"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	Two Things About a Blonde	Yo mama's so Nasty	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Blonde - Contractor	What Didja Learn?	Glories of old age	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Redneck Soccer	I Nearly Pissed Myself	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Satisfaction
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Monica's First Look	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Laxative Cough Therapy
Yo mama's So Ugly	Pre-Paid Plan	Morning at the White House	History Remembers Bill Clinton
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Keep Gabby Reece Away	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...
Monster Valentine	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	What is LXIX?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped	Blondes at Sea	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...
Name Those Tracks	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	The Proxy Father
Pee On A Ferrari	Fat Woman	SF Pregnancy Rate	Blondes and Brunettes
Blonde Shower	The Eyes Have It	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	What's the difference between a blonde...
Jiggle	Eternity	Abstinence	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
500 lawyers in the ocean	Redneck Theft