Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"

"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Quotable Marion Barry	Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer	Bedside Confession	Whack Off
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Witchy Women	Redneck in a Suit	Dogs Take Their Licks
Politics and Golf	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer
Take yo mama to work day	Love Is Blindness	Fat Dude	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Peanut In Your Ear	String in the Pants = Clean Hands	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Blonde and Prawn
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blonde Half-Wit	We're Studying Hard	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat
Caution: Condom Crossing	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Dikfer	Jane's Dirty Mind
Donkey Compliment	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Blonde Snowman	Your mom is so stupid...
Leeches	Yo mama's So Fat	Jokes On You, Teacher	Hand-Eye Coordination
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	Sobriety Test	Yo mama's So Lazy
Ouch!	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Jokes On You, Teacher	Deernuts and Beernuts
Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Yum!	Bush's Morning Run	Yo mama's So Ugly
Reasons for Being French	Christmas Cookie Dough