Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"

"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Snowmen and Snowwomen	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	People Really Said These Things In Court
Circumcision...At Your Age?	Yo mama's So Fat... born	Stick of Dynamite	Why God Created Man
Yo Mama	Yo Mama... Christmas Corner	Tennis Balls	What's Black?
Never Seen A Priest	Government Tactics	Two fraternity brothers...	Redneck Death
George Bush is So Stupid...	Gary Condit's M.O.	From Cradle to Ladle	The Engineer and the Bike
Microsoft and a Halter Top	Blonde...Bananas	Blonde Nurse	A Natural Blind
Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Scratch Those Thangs	What are you thinking about?
Lawyer Stamps	River Deep	Blonde and Pizza	Jumping Rope
The Redneck's Milk	Latex Gloves	Bar... Alabama	Rednecks Talkin'
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Snowshoes	Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Bleachin Yo Mama
Yo momma so stupid...	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Movie Magic	Blonde With Braces	Yo mama's...Forklift	Soyburger vs dildo
Blonde Smoker	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet