Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?"

"No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	Shoot The Pig	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE
Yo mama's So Stupid	Who Wants To Be a Millionaire	Redneck Religiousity	Bacon in My Ear
The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary	Chicken and egg are lying in...	Pool	Redneck Truck
Redneck Spelling Test	Brown and Serve	Yo mama's so poor	Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
Rookie Pitcher	Screwed, For Sure	Biting	Ed Zachery Disease
Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Yo Mama's Like a Brick
Family Honor	Yo mama so fat...	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Blonde and License Plates
Yo mama's So Stupid	This Joke is Bananas!	Leeches	Not Going To Try This Again
Pickle Slicer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	How do you drown a blonde?	What is red and green?
Lawyer Brains	Important Question	The Chinese Workman	Modern Science
Yo mama's So Old	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Birth Control	Yo Mama's So Disgusting
Yo mama is so dumb...	Monica At The UN	Blonde Coffee Drinker	J.Lo and doorknobs
Smoke Rings	Corpsalicious!