Lawyers on the Beach

How come you can't find lawyers sunbathing on the beach?

Cats keep covering them over with sand.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	The Bottom Line	Redneck Pants	Pregnant Tree
Adam 'n' Eve	What Are Politics?	First Day Out	Night Of The Living Dead
The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	You are a Redneck...	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Feeling Like A Woman	Yo mama's...Fat	Clinton Abortion Bill
Capitalism for Dummies	500 lawyers in the ocean	Red Ring	3 blondes jump off a building ...
Blonde in Grocery Store	Nudist BMOC	Yo Mama's So Fat... Telephone Company	Runny Noodle
Painting A Wall	Yo mama's So Poor	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Get yo fingers bit
Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Blond Father	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Tap Dancin'
You Might Be A Redneck...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator	Redneck Thief	Sanitary Blonde
First Lady	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	One hungry Bush...	Finder's keepers
Ouch!	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Yo momma so stupid...	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Old People And Nastiness	Old Man and his Babies	Concorde Humor 2
Keep It In Your Pants	The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...