Little Green Balls

What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided attention.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grossische Joke	Socks	Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	Yo mama's...Fat
Paper Street	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Blonde with Half a Brain	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo
3 Wishes	A Mall Order	Yo mama's So Ugly	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object
That's crazy	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...	Yo mama is so nasty...	Confusing Blonde
Yo mama so stupid...	S&M Sans Rubber Suits	Dumb as Rocks	Breast Stroke
Midgets Rock Las Vegas	Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen	Osama's New City	Yo mama's So Stupid
Adult Swim	Stooooopid Mama	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	Practice
Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	A Few Good Lawyers	A falling out	Blonde's Air Conditioner
Let's Play War	Blonde and House	Concorde Humor	You Might Be A Redneck If...Law
Snot	Breakfast of Champions	Testing, Testing	Jingle Blondes
You Might Be A Redneck If...Darryl	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Pay-Per-Blonde	Crossdresser Funnies
Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Broomsticks	GayTermites	One hungry Bush...
Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover