Little Green Balls

What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided attention.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	White House Visitors	Yo mama's...Easy	Helisoft
Redneck Porch	Highly Illogical	How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...	Six Feet Under The Sheets
Heaven and Hell	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	The Hired Help	This Joke is Bananas!
Mouth Organ	Blonde's Tricycle	Rare Disorder	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
Smoke It	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Love Is Blindness	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Yo Mama Road Sign	Beer Translations	Yo mama's So Hairy	Blonde in Your Fridge
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Natural Blonde	Lesbian Harem	The corporate ladder
Osama's Ride	Yo mama's got style	Confessions Of Sodom	What's Your Poison?
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Dumb...	Squeaky Clean
Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Monica's Deposition	JFKaput
Para-shoot	The Tale Of The Three Holes	Hot Lunch	I'd Rather Have a Puppy
Long Road Home	Mafia Christmas	Swim Meet	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron
Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Yo mama's So Fat