Little Green Balls

What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided attention.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Don't Choke	Weiner Eater	Osama Gets Loaded	Blonde Boobies
Dubya 'n' Drugs	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Bedside Confession	Hot 'n' Heavy
Leeches	Yo mama's...Fat	Eating is a Sport	Blonde Braincells
Rise and Shine	Clinton after Coitus	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Trucks and Babies
George Bush is So Stupid...	Playing Doctor	Five Pounds of Fat	Be Careful What You Wish For
Y'might Be A Redneck	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Penis Requests a Raise	Yo mama's So Dumb
Moms and Their Snooping	Shirts Off	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Monica & The Rest Of Us
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Virgins in Caves	Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	Let's Play War
Gumor's Orifice Confusion	Blonde Bummer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
Blonde and License Plates	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Fast Food for Rednecks	Yo mama's so fat... chins
I Don't Like My Brother	Redneck... Rich	Shipwrecked	Life Saver
I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already	Saran Wrap	Baby boomers	Loose Constructionists
This Little Piggy	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application