Yo mama's so fat... bath

Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to get out of the bath you have to call the Coast Guard.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Three Stupid Wives	Survivor for Alabamans	Chilled Crabs	The Blondes' Revenge
77 vs 69	Blonde Braincells	Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	Perfect Penis
Twelve Inch Pianist	Pickmeup	The Nuns and The Blind Man	The Cross-Eyed Cow
Redneck Yardwork	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Jane's Addiction	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
What Didja Learn?	Play Dead	Sheep Soup	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo mama's So Fat	Paying the Price of Marriage	Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Blondes and Brunettes
Priestly Duties	Taxed Blonde	Lawyers on the Beach	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
Smokey the Bear	J.Lo and doorknobs	People Really Said These Things In Court	Bill Gates and General Motors
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Greg Norman	Sheep Soup	Men 'n' Lightbulbs
Newlyweds	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Clinton's Finished Now	Don't Step Out of the Car
Scratch Those Thangs	Blonde Rows of Corn	Five Pounds of Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License
Blondes On Blonde Jokes	Yo mama is so stupid	Yo mama's So Small	My First Time
Bar: Cockney Steering Wheel	A Letter To Tide