Yo mama's so fat... bath

Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to get out of the bath you have to call the Coast Guard.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	Where's the Soup?	Whistle While You Twurk	The Lord Will Provide
You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Yo mama's So Old	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!
B-Day Sex	Sneezy	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Doctor's Convention
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	40' Long and Stinky	Constipation
Satisfaction	Sliding Doors	Broomsticks	Blonde Trying to Eat
Blonde's Air Conditioner	Yo mama's...Dumb	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Yo mama's so Stupid
American Divorce	Bush and Son	Gone Fishin'	We're Talking Small
Wal-marks the spot	Redneck Bubblebath	Blonde Snowman	Soapy Sales
Euro-English Instead of German	Redneck Anthem	Parakeet Cereal	Blonde on the Run
Coincidentally	Tales From The Shire	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Don't Eat the Brown Ones
Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Blow in the Blonde's	Your mom is so stupid...	Latex Gloves
President Clinton & the Pope	Get On The Bus	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Icy Blonde
Yo mama's So Fat	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...