Greg Norman

Why do women like making love to Greg Norman, the Australian golfer?

Because he always finishes second!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Two Blondes and a Lake	My Blonde Is Broken	Racists and Lightbulbs	Dye, Blonde, Dye
I Nearly Pissed Myself	People Really Said These Things In Court	The New 69	Pink Floyd
George W. Bush was caught breaking	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	One Drunken Night	Blonde Trying to Eat
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Friendly Neighbors	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen	Still Together	Carefully Placed Periods	Yo mama's...Ugly
Turtle Soup	Elvis vs. Al Gore	Clinton's Bookmarks	Blonde and Brunette, Falling
Which Hole?	FLAT BLONDE	Don't Say This During Sex	Ghetto Mama
Confucius...Sausage	Quickie	Yo mama's So Ugly	Lab Monkeys
Long Road Home	Very Robust Zacklies	Yo mama's So Poor	Blondes and Fun
Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde's Favorite Group	Camoflauge Clothing	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player	Dim Bulb	Bartender	CNN Late Breaking News! It has been ...
Biggest Pee Pee	I Had a Dream	You Might Be A Redneck...Q-Tips	Osama Gets Loaded
Shirts Off	Long Road Home