Double Wide

Q: What is a double-wide salad?

A: It's for people who can't afford a house salad.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Bush, Einstein and Picasso	Rosebud	Christmas Carol Parrot
25 Fun Pool Activities	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	BlondeMotorWorks	Door Hinge
Hired Help	Me, I want a hoola hoop	Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License	Snakeskin Punny
Blonde Hide and Go Seek	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Gary Condit's Lifeboat
Three Drunk Men	Yo Mama's So Old	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Smart Pills
Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Hot Revenge	Hot 'n' Heavy
Yo Mama's Halloween	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Virgins in Caves	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge
Archeological Gag	Difference!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Redneck in a Suit
Pre-Paid Plan	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...	Bad Case of the Stutters
Blonde - Death in the Family	Redneck Parkin' Lot	Yo mama's So Stinky	Dinner's On The Table
Two Black Eyes	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Finder's keepers
Three words that describe Britney Spears	Smokey the Bear	You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher	The Wonder Bra
You Might Be A Redneck...Wrestling	Yo Mama's So Fat... Grass