Double Wide

Q: What is a double-wide salad?

A: It's for people who can't afford a house salad.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	The corporate ladder	Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	Accident on the Golf Course
A bear was chasing a little rabbit...	They''re Grrrrrreat	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Yo mama's So Old
Fire Truck	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Yo mama's football knowledge	The roof is on fire
Made in Canada	Little Johnny is Number One	The Rescue	Bird it Through the Grapevine
Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Leggy Blonde	Yo Mama's So Stank
A Shave and a Shine	Blonde Riding Shotgun	The difference between boiling water and	Hand me downs
Toy Cars And Breastices	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Scratch Those Thangs	And You're Not Even Drunk
The Teacher's Gift	What's Your Poison?	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Work Blows
Gold Digger	Taxation	A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall	The Seven Dwarfs
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Paraplegic	Yo Mama's Teeth...
Bin Laden vs Custer	On the Rooftop	Peckers	Doe a Deer
The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...	Hanging With Rednecks	Politically Speaking	Eternal Judgment
The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Plaster Lawyers