Captain Hook's Death

How did Captain Hook die?

He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Branch-Davidians	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Blonde Shower	Microsoft and a Halter Top
You So Ugly	Airplane Hijinx	Things Just Fallin' Off	The Lord Will Provide
Chuckie Cheese Please	Bill Gates and General Motors	I feel like chicken tonight	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE
Gorilla in Heat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	What's Black?	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info
Yo mama's...Poor	Dye, Blonde, Dye	Confucius...Fisherman	What's green and smells like ...
Genie-wine	One hungry Bush...	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's so fat... road
Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Confucious	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Captured Blonde
West Virginia Custody Battle	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Southern Foreplay	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's So Fat	Blondes in a Convertible	Made in Canada	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats
Dr. Feelgood	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	Blonde Ambition
Yo mama's so fat... road	Abstinence	The Blonde and the Zipper	Yo mama's So Fat
Definition of Suspicious	Yo momma so stupid...	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	Dumb Crooks Roundup
Lunch Anyone?	So you want to marry a millionaire ?