What's Worse?

What's worse than having termites in your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's... Hairy	Deadbeat in a Bar	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	They''re Grrrrrreat
Fingers	Bubba's Secret	Clinton's Interns	The Christmas Elf Massacre
3 Wishes	Afghani TV Guide	Gore & Pantyhose	Heaven and Hell
Potato in the Pants	Rare Disorder	Tap Dancin'	Dye, Blonde, Dye
You Might Be A Redneck...Beer	Pool	Hot Air Balloon	Cows In Government
Yo mama's so poor	George W. Bush was caught breaking	One hungry Bush...	Keep It In Your Pants
With Andy Rooney	Greg Norman	Irish Cream	Wavey Blonde
Lawyers' Lucky Break	Johnny Big Head	Lay off	Walk the Walk
The Paperboy	Bubba Claus	Snack Food	You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo
Don't Say This During Sex	Yo mama's so hairy...	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth
Y'might Be A Redneck	New Rules For Employment	Flies in a Lightbulb	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Dog Days	The Definition of	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach
One-Eyed Blonde	Legless Poodle