Why does the TV like the remote?

Q: Why does the TV like the remote?

A: Because it turns it on!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Fresh Meat	Christmas Carol Parrot	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Redneck Bubble Baths
Redneck on the Roof	Politically Speaking	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	The 11th Commandment
First Cut is the Deepest	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	What's the difference between a...
Cosmopolitan Redneck	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...	Yo mama's so poor	A Definite Definition
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Fart Glossary	Yo mama's So Fat	Clocks
Windows 666	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Farmer and the Cow	A Few Good Men
Yo mama's...Ugly	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Double Wide	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
Yo mama's tities...	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde's Air Conditioner	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
I feel like chicken tonight	Para-shoot	Eternity	Grosser than gross.. underwear
Gross Grandma	Redneck Parkin' Lot	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?
B-Day Sex	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Dirty	The Man With No Voice
Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde's Challenge	Gynecologist Grease Monkey	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Peckers