Why does the TV like the remote?

Q: Why does the TV like the remote?

A: Because it turns it on!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Meat Department	Rent	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!
Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Talking Italian	They''re Grrrrrreat	Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio
Women vs. Dog Poop	Redneck Teeth	Yo mama's So Fat	Go To The LMV
Political Jokes	Confucious...Baseball	Glories of old age	Yo mama's...Poor
Yo mama so short...	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Yo mama's So Poor	Playing Doctor
String in the Pants = Clean Hands	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's Underwear	Redneck College Grad
Perry Coma	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Five Pounds of Fat	The Naked Truth
Yo mama's So Poor	Lesbian Harem	Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Osama in the Holy Land	Man Of The House	Confucius...Sausage
Never Seen A Priest	Al Gore's Piercings	Man and Pharmacist	Blonde Invention
Zip It. Zip It Good.	Yo mama's...Ugly	Blonde - Mating Call	Yo mama's So Ugly
Government vs. Mafia	JFKaput	Redneck Engineering Exam	Para-shoot
Hard Sleepin'	Blondes at Sea