Tickle Me Dirty Politics

In Washington D.C. they ran out Tickle Me Elmo dolls, so now they have Fondle Me Packwood dolls.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Waterskiing with Blondie	Free Sex with Fill Up	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Blonde On a Ledge
Bigfoot and Blonde	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Blonde's Twinkle	Blonde and a Pig
Moms and Their Snooping	Two Sperm	Chuck The Yuck	Blonde House Party
She's So Blonde... 60 Minutes	Blonde in a Snowstorm	Golf Fatality	Human Resource Lingo
Yo mama's So Fat... Pillowcases	Modern Science	Yo mama is FUGLY	West Virginia Custody Battle
Yo mama's So Fat	Lawyers' Lucky Break	Blonde Cross Road	Shark Attack
Salesman: A New One, Really	Turtle Soup	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
Yo Mama's Fertile	Capitalism for Dummies	Jumping Rope	Yo Mama's So Small
Yo Mama's Feet	Smartass Record Shop	Soapy Sales	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship
Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips	Difference Boy & Girl	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so stupid... drown
Jane's Addiction	Yo mama's...Fat	NASCAR	Give Him What He Wants
White, Slimy, & Horny	Yo mama's So Stupid	Clinton's Favorite Things	Yo Mama's So Poor
Yo mama so ugly...	Yo mama's so Nasty