Man Beats Dog

Why did God make men a little smarter than dogs?

So they won't hump your leg at a cocktail party.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Stinkin' Proof	Things Just Fallin' Off	Olllllld Lawyer	Gore & Pantyhose
Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Pickle in the Pants	Blonde and a Pig	Gary Condit-Cadabra
Loitering Mama	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?	Clinton & KFC
Yo mama's...Poor	Confucius...Fisherman	That's crazy	Hanging With Rednecks
Blonde's Shoes	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Respecting the First Lady	Rope a Dope
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Professor of Logic	Stoopit Pickup Lines
Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Hans Across Iraq
Yo mama's so nasty...	Salesman: A New One, Really	What P.M.S. Stands For	Blonde Hide and Go Seek
Archeological Gag	Blonde Technology	Priests and Christmas Trees	B-Day Sex
Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Blondes and Colds	Yo Mama's So Fat... Rainbow	Hot 'n' Heavy
Redneck Engineering Exam	You're Like A...	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Cliff	Yo mama's So Poor
Free Sex Contestants	Five Minutes to Midnight	Wallet and Genitals	Redneck Wedding
Homosexual	Get yo fingers bit