Yo mama's So Fat... Planets

Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this:

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars....

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Mr. Macho	Blonde's Fav Blonde Joke	Clinton and a lightbulb
Blonde With Braces	Replacing Vanna	Current Administration	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Yo mama's So Stupid	A Small Journey Through Hell	Mr. Macho	Yo mama's So Poor
Designated drunkard	Malcolm in the Puddle	Blonde With License	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blonde Looking for a Job	Pink Floyd	Yo mama's...Skinny	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
Blonde in a Round Room	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	You Work for the Government When:	Chew on this
69	One day a hunter was walking...	Zip It. Zip It Good.	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator
Play Dead	Blondes and Bricks	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Animal House
Arkansas Scholars	A falling out	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly
A Helpful Man	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Yo mama's Teeth	Osama Mama
Redneck Wedding	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Ouch!	Set Me On Fire
Yo mama's so stupid... drown	David Beckham	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Turtle Soup
Yo mama's So Flat	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry