Yo mama's So Fat... Planets

Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this:

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars....

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

List of Short Books	A Definite Definition	Two Things About a Blonde	Baby Drink
Beatles	Door Hinge	Yo mama's so fat... bath	Blonde...Bananas
Politics and Golf	Obese Michigan Mammas	Blonde at Starbucks	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	In The Navy	No one is safe
Donkey and Onion	Three Drunk Men	Easter Egg Hunt	Monkey Business
Jokes On You, Teacher	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Another Dumb Mama Joke
Yo mama's So Stupid	Topless Fat Woman	Playing Doctor	Another Weekend At The Home
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Viagra Coffee	Grandpa Gets Off	Blondes and Brunettes
Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama is so dumb...	Clear Blue Easy
We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Yo Mama Bald	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Joystick (Ya Get It?)
Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Birdie Poem	The Great Crab Escape	Military Service
Osama = Crabs?	Blonde Lesbian	Gary Condit's Pants	Jack and Jill II
Yo mama's so stupid	People Really Said These Things In Court