Vampires in a Bar

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, ''I'll have a pint of blood.''

The second one says, ''I'll have one, too.''

The third one says, ''I'll have a pint of plasma.''

The bartender says, ''So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?''

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