Redneck Soccer

You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and you say ''I hit my two best balls today... with a rake.''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do you call a prostitute's children?	Poor Mama	Punk 'n' Parrot	A Horoscope For The Workplace
Redneck... Fast Food	Yo mama's So Fat	Olllllld Lawyer	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Why God Created Man	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements
Checkout Conniption	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Yo mama's...Fat	100,000 Frenchman
Yo mama's so ugly... kid	Yummy Mama	Broomsticks	The Great Crab Escape
Job Application	Blonde Lightbulb	Ten Cents	Ultimate Rejection
Blonde Minivan Tragedy	What's the difference between a...	Pre-Paid Plan	One Good Deed
Splish Splash Through the Field	Yo mama sooooo dumb	Plaster Lawyers	Pow Wow Ow!
Parakeet Cereal	Murder Mystery Porn	The Farmer's Daughters	Yo mama's So Ugly
World War III	Star Trek	Osama is Celebate	Pickle Slicer
Yo Mama's So Fat... Steps On A Dollar	Dikfer	Elephant Physiology	Big Tongue
Blonde Lightbulb	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Tornado and Redneck Divorce	Soy Toy
Dolly's Kids	On the Rooftop