Redneck Soccer

You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and you say ''I hit my two best balls today... with a rake.''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mmm...Smells Good	Beer Consumption	Eating is a Sport	Lightbulb... Rednecks
Yo mama's so fat... fell over	You might be a redneck if your daddy...	Sex and Air	Yo Mama's So Skinny
What's The Difference, Yo?	Sexual Olympics	Blond Father	Yo mama's So Fat
Blow pop	Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	Yum!	Dentata
The Wet and the Blonde	Stumpy Legged Pink Dog	Redneck Meets Bill Gates	Cuban Delicacy
Blonde Fired	Blonde Lightbulb	Yo Mama's So Skinny	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack
The Blonde Fox	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Blonde and shower caps	Yo mama's So Poor
A Giant Problem	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Gross, Grosser, Grossest II
Condom Size Tester	Land Of Milk And Honey	Vampires in a Bar	Blonde Braincells
Banana Peel	Yo mama's Teeth	Clinton's Bookmarks	Bamming in 'Bama
Priests and Christmas Trees	Bubba Hump	It Ain't Surgery	Redneck Sex Ed
Blonde - Mating Call	You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher	Gay Midget	Crossdresser Funnies
Yo Mama's Couch	Dog Talk