A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...

A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles were waiting in a lounge when they heard on the news that Saddam's palace had been bombed. One of Saddam's advisors called them and said he had good news and bad news. The doubles said they wanted the good news first, so the advisor said that Saddam had survived the blast. The doubles were greatly relieved. "Then what's the bad news?" they asked. "Saddam lost one of his arms," the advisor replied.

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