Fortune 500

What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute?

Your whoroscope!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	Christmas Carol Parrot	Little Wanky	Blonde and a Sock
Politically Speaking	The New 69	Whistle While You Twurk	Greek Navy
Bill Gates and General Motors	The Christmas Elf Massacre	Yo Mama's so fat... scale	Bush BM
Yo mama's So Ugly	Clinton and Titanic	Baby Mama	Prostitiute's Friends
Yo Mama's So Ugly	From Cradle to Ladle	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	What Didja Learn?
Yo mama's...Stupid	Penis Requests a Raise	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Blonde and Halogen
I've Got Shingles	Play Dead	Burying Osama	Redneck and Bugs
Medical Miracles	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass	Sex Advice	Famous People Say the Darndest Things
Sister Mary Henry	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Women vs. Dog Poop
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	HMO Executive	Shop At WalRusMart	Free Sex with Fill Up
Yo mama's So Poor	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	A Real WANGsta
Loose Constructionists	Out of T.P.	Very Robust Zacklies	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?
Bzzzz	Gross Cornflakes