Fortune 500

What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute?

Your whoroscope!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Free Sex with Fill Up	Computer Breasts	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here
What Are Ya, Chicken?	Birth Control	Drunken Man and Blonde	Hang Man
Orgy at Never Neverland	Blond Father	Blonde Braincells	Lawyer-Client Relations
The Blind Man	Clinton's Boxers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	I Nearly Pissed Myself
Blonde at Starbucks	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Piano Solo	Roadkill
Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Blonde Fired	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Little Wanky
Wavey Blonde	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Quotes About the French	Redneck Bubblebath
The Paperboy	Thank You For Flying With Us	Valentine's Day Card Shopping	Redneck Soccer
Yo Mama's So Stupid	It's What's For Dinner	Hanging with Blondes	Your Parents Messed Up
Name That Animal, Kids	Blonde Pillow Talk	Not All Blondes Are Dumb	Perfumed Blonde
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	You Might Be A Redneck	German Virginity	Confucius Say
A Few Good Men	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Salesman: A New One, Really	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell
Bush Does a Favor	Hey DJ