Dictaphone

A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?"

He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	Corporate America	Weiner Eater	Adam's New Organs
America has finally captured Saddam ...	Dubya Quotes	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	3 blondes jump off a building ...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Four Worms and a Funeral	Bill Gates and General Motors	The Dough Boyz
Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Blonde and a Pig	Confucious...Baseball	Blonde in a Snowstorm
The True Story	Redneck Meets Bill Gates	Yo mama's so stupid... drown	A Road Trip to Yo Mama
Clinton and the Pope	Birdy	Heffahump	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter
You Work for the Government When:	Jenna's Predicament	California Gay Whale	Blonde Gets Job
God Save The Dairy Queen	Monster Valentine	Upside Down Blonde	Drastic Diet
Monica's New Boyfriend	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Chilled Crabs	Exotic Male Dancer
Ha, The Joke's On You	Arkansas Toothbrush	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Cannibals
Some Supermodel Insight	Bamming in 'Bama	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So Small
Not So Saved by the Bell	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Gary Condit's Clock	Golf On The Sly
Return the Dog	Al Gore's Piercings