Dictaphone

A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?"

He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's First	Sunroof You All Night Long	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Daddy, What Is Sex?
Turtle Sexuality	Bamming in 'Bama	Yo Mama So Dry	Made in Canada
Ding Dong	Obese Michigan Mammas	Think About It	Count Chock Full of Nuts
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Pink Floyd	West Virgina's Most Confusing Day	NASCAR
Blonde in Disguise	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	How do you drown a blonde?	350 Pounder?
Hanging With Rednecks	Corduroy Condom	Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture	Safe Sex: Grandparent to Teen
Yo mama's So Stupid	Midgets Rock Las Vegas	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	Confusing Blonde
Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Sex Advice	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Ark-N-Saw
Yo mama's So Ugly	A helping hand	World War III	Chuckie Cheese Please
Arctic Hooker	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Eyes Wide Shut
Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	One Good Deed	Limbless Prostitute	Blonde's Computer Freeze
Foreign Policy	Yankees and the Lightbulb	Fast Food for Rednecks	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born
Ear Condoms	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole