Important Question

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Add It Up: Relationship Guide	What, No Golden Goose?	Move Over Little Johnny	Blonde...Passenger
Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde in a Library	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say
Windows 666	You Might Be A Redneck	Bush Does a Favor	High Stakes
Brown and Serve	Blonde Looking for a Job	Divine Flatulence	Yo mama's So Old
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Ugly	Carefully Placed Periods	Yo mama's So Stupid
Gary Condit's Pants	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?	The Lawyer & The Dead Man
Blonde and Blonder	Scratchy Lottery	Blonde...Hair Up	Return the Dog
Flies on Poo	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Yo Mama's So Fat... Snowshoes	Newlyweds
Gary Condit's Pants	Yo mama's...So Hairy	Snot	Factory Girl
Dog Days	Damned if I know	Yo Mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat
I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Barbie and Britney	Think About It	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick
Trapped Inside a Whale	Pharmacist Phun	A Greater Insult	We're Studying Hard
Yo mama's So Ugly	Redneck Christmas