Important Question

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's... Hairy	5 presidents are on a plane	Marriage Requirments	Blonde Arrow
BlondeMotorWorks	Masochism Tango	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Closer to God
Bush's Morning Run	Dr. Doctor	Wal-marks the spot	Sharper Than a Ginsu
Crab Cakes	Afghani TV Guide	Dogs Take Their Licks	Fat Woman
Yo mama's... stupid	Clinton's Favorite Things	Be Careful What You Wish For	Yo momma so stupid...
Blonde and License Plates	A Country War	Redneck Accessories	The Seven Dwarfs
A Lawyer and A Politician	Yo mama's So Hairy	Good Girl...Bad Girl	Captured Blonde
Chilled Crabs	Gary Condit's M.O.	Old People And Nastiness	Yo mama's...Forklift
Brunette Meets Genie	The Quotable Marion Barry	Professor of Logic	Sex and Air
The Wonder Bra	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Yo mama's So Stupid	Don't Say This During Sex
Rednecks' Teeth	Yo mama's so fat... Sherpas	Yo mama's so stupid, condom	Archeological Gag
Blondes and Gas Stations	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde Passenger	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron