Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Adam and Eve	Redneck... Fast Food	Comfortable
Walruses And Their Tupperware	Doggy Style	Ancient Chinese Torture	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Yo mama is so dumb...	Yo mama's So Hairy	The Dentist	Losin' It
You So Ugly	Five Pounds of Fat	Yo mama's So Fat	We're Studying Hard
Screw The World	Yo Mama's So Country	The Three Ugly Ducklings	Wallet and Genitals
Blonde Diet	Monica's Testimony	Pothead Shopper	Higher Larnin'
Horse Tears	The Proxy Father	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Yo mama's so fat... monster truck
Fish TV	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Baby Talk	Bush is a Puppet?
Yo mama's So Ugly	Hot Air Balloon	Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage	Yo mama's So Poor
Doctor Demented	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Dinner's On The Table	How Many Union Guys Does It Take...
Fart Glossary	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Yo mama so dirty...	Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb
Good Girl...Bad Girl	The Blond Date	Name That Animal, Kids	Hans Across Iraq
Yo Mama's So Small	Captain Hook's Death