911

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

She can't find the eleven.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Redneck's Last Words	Yo mama's So Stinky	Yo mama's so Nasty
Yo mama's So Stupid	Rules For Work	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Farmer Joe and his Mule
Invisible Carrots	Roadkill	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Yo mama's so stupid... dig
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	Yo mama's so fat... door
Bush BM	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Blonde Cross Road
The Quotable Marion Barry	Redneck Ghost Story	Five Surgeons	Blondes and Brunettes
Yo mama's so dumb... airport	The Teacher's Gift	Girls From Kentucky	State Slogans
Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Scratchy Lottery	The Fly	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Redneck At The Restaurant	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Nutty Hunters
Confucius Say	Le Stinkers	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Dr. Doctor
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Yo mama's So Fat	Land Of Milk And Honey
You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	yo mama is so fat....	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Jane's Addiction
Running for Office	Blonde and a Sock