Foul-Mouthed Hockey

Q) What did the hockey goalie say to his teammate?

A) Let's get the "puck" out of here!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lost with Translation	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Coming to America	KFC: Our Daily Chicken
Fair-Haired Science Fair	The Lord Will Provide	Yo mama's...Fat	Guns don't kill....
Blonde Nurse	Bigfoot and Blonde	Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?	Clinton's Finished Now
Redneck Ghost Story	Take It Like A Man, Baby	Confessions Of Sodom	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
Bush Does a Favor	Instant-Win Airbags!	George W. Bush was caught breaking	Confucious...Baseball
A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Honda	Seasick
An Egyptian man is walking...	This Joke is Bananas!	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Yo mama's... easy
Pump Kin	Yo Mama's So Poor	Blonde...Infant Scale	Higher Larnin'
Redneck Disaster	Condom Size Tester	Smurfette	Blonde in Freezer
Redneck Marital Woes	Fascinating	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Piano Solo
Bow-Legged Cowgirls	The Housebroken Redneck	Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	Yo mama's So Ugly
Scratchy Lottery	Yo Mama's So Stupid... stabbed	Women and Pool Tables	Slick Willy
Blondes Strike Back	Smokey the Bear