Foul-Mouthed Hockey

Q) What did the hockey goalie say to his teammate?

A) Let's get the "puck" out of here!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yummy Mama	Sunroof You All Night Long	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Topless Fat Woman
Blonde Boobies	Heavenly HMO	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Yo mama's so fat...
Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Two Sperm	American Divorce
Yo mama's So Stupid	That's crazy	Trucks and Babies	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Yo mama's So Poor	Instant-Win Airbags!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her
Wet Lawyers	Wallet and Genitals	Milking it	Blonde Test
Professor of Logic	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Flies in a Lightbulb
Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie	Dynamite!	Fascinating	Man and Pharmacist
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Stupid	Redneck Restroom	What Do You Call?
Lepechaun at Augusta	Homosexual	Two Men and A Refrigerator	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong
Redneck Theft	Morning at the White House	Fart Glossary	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Blonde Who Has it All	Yo mama's So Poor	Texas Sphincters
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding