One-Armed Blonde

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

List of Short Books	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Bill Gates and General Motors
Highly Illogical	You So Ugly	Six Feet Under The Sheets	B-Day Sex
Confucius Say	3 Wishes	Frenchman Walks into a Bar	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
Phone Line	Black Sheep	Pickmeup	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Three Drunk Men	Tennis Balls	Tickle These, Elmo
Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Stop Tailgating	The Govinator	747
That's A Buncha Bull	Play Dead	What Didja Learn?	Blonde Coffee Drinker
Redneck Shopper	Birdie Poem	What's Your Poison?	Military Service
You So Stupid	Factory Girl	Wet Lawyers	Blonde's Helicopter Lessons
Toe Curl	You So Ugly	Bar... Alabama	Hot 'n' Heavy
Wedding Night	Headache	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Pre-Paid Plan
Clinton Monument	Jingle Blondes	Blondes and Brunettes	Yo mama's so fat... fell over
A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker