Rump Roastin'

Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?

A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	Lost with Translation	Christmas Carol Parrot	Adam and Eve
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Bombing Works	Why God Created Man
Bush's Morning Run	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake	Redneck Engineering Exam
Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Rise and Shine	Eternal Judgment	Potato in the Pants
Count Chock Full of Nuts	Yo mama's...Skinny	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Fishermen with Skills
Flies on Poo	Clinton's Interns	That's crazy	Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Yo Mama's... Ugly	First Cut is the Deepest	Fortune 500	Yo mama sooooo dumb
Yo mama's So Ugly	The Paperboy	Blonde and License Plates	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
Yo mama's So Ugly	Cris Cross	Chuckie Cheese Please	Pickle Slicer
Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Yo Mama Bald	Redneck Restroom	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Redneck Job Interview	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Tiny Headed Man
Blondes and Iceberg	Two brunettes and a blonde...	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Latex Gloves
Blondes Making Kool-Aid	Adult Swim