HMO Executive

The Chief Executive of an HMO died and was very relieved that he got into heaven. Of course, he had to check out after 48 hours...

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Love Dress	A Blonde Party	Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer	Highly Illogical
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Yo mama's so skinny... baseball	Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License	Ba Ba Black Sheep
You Work for the Government When:	Hole in One	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	P. Diddy on a Diet
100,000 Frenchman	Yo mama's So Stupid	Lightbulb... Rednecks	Perry Coma
How did Britney Spears...	Yo mama's So Poor	Night Of The Living Dead	Clinton's Safe Sex
Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Eye Rub	Upside Down Blonde	The Jewish Vote
Iraqi Law	Blondes in a Convertible	Hot Enough For You?	Drastic Diet
Three Girls Go Camping	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	George W. and Moses
Star Trek	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Birdie Poem	Lawyers Stinkin' Up the Place
Birth Control	Elephant Time	Why don't witches wear panties?	Honeymoon
West Virgin-ia	New Rules For Employment	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's So Ugly	Dear Old Dad	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Hanging with Blondes
Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Gross Cornflakes