Egyptian Pick-Up Line

What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?

"Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Hilarious Signs	Stick of Dynamite	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Free Sex Contestants	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's	Rise and Shine
Iraqi Funerals	Yo mama so short...	Big Tongue	President Hillary
Redneck Meets Bill Gates	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Closer to God	Big Testicles
Leper Stew	Three Drunk Men	Lawyers 'n' Shingles	The Millennium Kid
Yo mama's So Stupid	The corporate ladder	Women Pass Less Gas	A Vow of 'Celebracy'
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	Perfumed Blonde	The Eyes Have It
You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	Bush is a Puppet?	Why don't witches wear panties?	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
Yo mama and a rat	Winter Lovers	Blonde Kidnapper	Gassy Broad
Flies in a Lightbulb	The Gynecologist's Glasses	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Yo mama's... easy
The Annual Check-Up	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Blonde in Natchitoches	How do you know if a Frenchman...
Yo Mama So Dry	Yo Mama's Teeth	Saran Wrap	Blonde Bedtime
Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball	Two Blonde Jokes and Nubile Cleavage