Egyptian Pick-Up Line

What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?

"Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Topless Sunbather	Yo mama's...Stupid	Tank Girl	Blonde...Passenger
Door Hinge	Walruses And Their Tupperware	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	The Patient
Get On The Bus	Incontinent Vegetarian	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Gorilla Control
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Yo mama's So Ugly	A Redneck Retaliation	Yo mama's so fat... belt
The Blind Man and the Whore	Be Careful What You Wish For	West Virginia Custody Battle	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla
Connection Between Star Trek and TP	One day a hunter was walking...	Redneck Ghost Story	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Blonde Mixup	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt
Redneck Spelling Test	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Runny Noodle	Bull
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Captain Hook's Death	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Gary Condit's Pants
Southern Values	I Guess That's Fair	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's Teeth...
Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	I've Got Shingles	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Runny Noodle	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart	Three nuns die and go to heaven....
Pulling His Cheney	Yo mama's...Fat