Politician Walking

Q: What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head? A: Stop laughing and reload.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Old	Bush, Einstein and Picasso	Yo mama's...Stupid	Split Up The Middle
Nasty Mama	My First Time	The Lawyer's Funeral	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...
Fair-Haired Science Fair	Guns don't kill....	Gorilla Control	Cosmopolitan Redneck
Yo mama is so nasty...	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Yo Mama's So Greasy	Fix This
Where's the Blow Hole	Blonde and Prawn	One hungry Bush...	Heavy Sack
Bush's Advisors	Legs Open	Yo mama's So Fat	Doe a Deer
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	The Blind Guy Polemic
Gonna Marry	Two hicks at a toy store	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Why God Created Man	Chucky at the Movies	Blondes and Brunettes	Archeological Gag
Pinocchio and Splinters	Optimistic Jack	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Stupid Blonde
Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	World War III	Yo mama' got sauce	Redneck Baseball
SAG Meeting	Blondes at Sea	Blonde in a Round Room	Guns don't kill....
Yo mama's So Fat	Respectfully Cheating