Politician Walking

Q: What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head? A: Stop laughing and reload.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Miracle Exercise	You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Justice Prevailed	The Lawyer's Funeral
Natural Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck...Q-Tips	Crab Cakes	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Crab Cakes	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Yo mama's So Poor	Tennis Balls
Yo mama's So Ugly	First Cut is the Deepest	Little Voice	After the Honeymoon...
You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	A Few Good Men	A Blonde Party	Adam 'n' Eve
Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Vaseline Knob	One day a blonde went into a department ...
Redneck Disaster	What is grosser than gross?	The Lawyer & The Dead Man	Confucius...Sausage
You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	The Great Crab Escape
Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck Job Interview	Archeological Gag	Flower Flub-o-rama
Latex Gloves	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	West Virginian Women	The Holy Water
Parakeet Cereal	Yo mama's So Small	Smoking Problems	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...
Monkey Business	Running for Office	Vibrators and Soybeans	Yo mama's So Fat... Haul Ass
Smart Pills	Yo Mama... Shotgun