Lightbulb...Californians

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs they screw in hot tubs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's Halloween	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Burnt Blonde Ears	Martian Sex
Please pass the mayo	Yo Mama's So Fat	What Didja Learn?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Run
Bill Gates' Hard Drive	A little boy wrote to Santa ...	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Blonde With License
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Mail Order Blonde	Pay-Per-Blonde	A Country War
Yo mama's...Stupid	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Star Trek	Brunette Meets Genie
Poor Old Man	The Wonder Bra	The Blue Eye	Joining the Colony
Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	I Guess That's Fair	Brown and Serve	Headache
Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	If You Were my Husband...	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	West Virgin-ia
Cash Flow	Blonde NASA Engineer	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Watch and Learn
Stick of Dynamite	Five Days of Christmas	Yo mama's So Poor	Southern Values
Redneck Toothbrush	Gross Grandma	Archeological Gag	Space Shuttle Redneck
Mary Had A Little Lamb	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Engineering In Hell
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	There were two blondes at the park...