You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...

You might be a redneck if you can french kiss with a toothpick in your mouth.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

An Ugly Position	Blonde Fish Killer	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	High Sperm Count
Yo Mama	Bill Gates and General Motors	Microsoft in Detroit?	Yo Mama... Shotgun
The Christmas Elf Massacre	Blonde Cell Death	Yo Mama's So Fat	Yo Mama so Bald
Code for Love	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Blondes and Iceberg
Abstinence	A Hole in the Head	Man and Pharmacist	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book
Clinton's Favorite Things	Drink up	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick
Pee On A Ferrari	Blonde in the Mirror	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	What are you thinking about?
Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Old People And Nastiness	A Real Ball Buster
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Gary Condit's M.O.	Lawyers in Lust	Yo Mama's So Fat... drive
Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Important Question	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Play Dead
Confucius...Sausage	Redneck in a Suit	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Gary Condit's Clock
Taliban Poetic Justice	No one is safe	Free Sex Contestants	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Small	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt