Baldy Pants

Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?

So he could run his fingers through his hair!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Baked beans and their delightful tune	Blonde Looking for a Job	A Road Trip to Yo Mama
Oh, Those Darn Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Male Lie Detector	Current Administration
Redneck's Last Words	Yo Mama's...Old	Redneck Teeth	Clinton & KFC
Trucks and Babies	Blonde Boobies	New Priest In Town	Yo Mama's so old... act
Love Is Blindness	Sliding Doors	100,000 Frenchman	One day a hunter was walking...
Lawyer vs. Snake	Three Gay Men	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Jedi Nights
Blonde Fired	American Divorce	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Redneck Wedding
Don't Step Out of the Car	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor	Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?	Adventures in Disneyland
Blondes and Buses	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	Sliding Doors	Blonde and Brunette, Falling
Occupy This	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Optimistic Jack	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde
Fred bin Flintsone	A Mall Order	Old People And Nastiness	Yo mama's So Poor
Man and Pharmacist	Birth Control	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Dirty
Taliban Poetic Justice	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List