Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior

Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?

He couldn't keep his hands off the legs and breasts.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo momma so so fat!	Bumper Sticker Sayings	Redneck on the Roof	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt
You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Blonde - Elmo Factory	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo
Keeping In Under The Kilt	Redneck Grocrey	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection
Tasties in a Half Shell	Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle	Saddam Hussein	Bush and Son
That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	X-Miss	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Oldest Couple Ever
Bad Lawyer	Paying the Price of Marriage	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Flash Me
Elevator Scene	Bubba Claus	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Mommy, Mommy!
Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Yo mama's...Fat	Carefully Placed Periods	What's green and smells like ...
Brunette Shopping	An Ugly Position	Please pass the mayo	Joining the Colony
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Yo mama's So Fat	Paying the Price of Marriage
Yo mama's...Stupid	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart	Diplomacy Definition	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
Hard Sleepin'	Rooster in His Declining Years	Blonde Rows of Corn	Blonde Bird Watcher
Yo Mama's So Fat... Corduroys	Puzzle Pieces