Bright Eyes

How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?

Shine a flashlight into her ear.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	Dinner's Ready!	Redneck... Fast Food	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's...Skinny	Tigger Please	What's the difference between a blonde...
Blonde With Braces	Get On The Bus	Yo mama's So Poor	The Doctor's Convention
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Mouth Organ	Punk 'n' Parrot	Yo mama's so hairy...
Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Yo mama's... Poor	Louisiana Heritage
Rock da House	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Blonde...Bananas
Blondes n' Crayons	There was this redneck that walked into a ...	First Class Blondie	Genital Mutilation is Funny
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Coming Into The Closet
Elvis vs. Al Gore	The Lawyer & The Dead Man	Eating is a Sport	Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...
Blondes and Candles	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	How do you drown a blonde?	The Blue Eye
Yo mama is like a brick...	Ouch!	Eternal Judgment	Law School for Nuns
Paraplegic	Archeological Gag	A Mall Order	Damned if I know
Bear and Toilet	Yo mama's so fat... hospital