Bright Eyes

How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?

Shine a flashlight into her ear.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Microsoftie	Clinton Stew	Yo Mama's So Dumb	I Just Wanna Ride
12- Pack	Blonde Rows of Corn	The Shakes	A Definite Definition
What's Worse?	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	Jew Unit
Hard Drive	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Deaf Rover	Blonde Passenger
Constipated Accountant	No one is safe	Yo mama's...Fat	Did you hear....?
Irish Cream	A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...	Soapy Sales	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Yo Mama's So Ugly	A Vow of 'Celebracy'	A falling out
Bull	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Paris Native	Concorde Humor
What Sex is Polly?	Scags Who Blew Bill	Fire Truck	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth
Some Supermodel Insight	Current Administration	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Blonde - Mating Call
Blonde Road Crossing	Sports and Virility	Elevator Scene	Archeological Gag
Smokey the Bear	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Blonde with Money	Another Dumb Blonde
Redneck...TV Antenna	Three Girls Go Camping