Smokey the Bear

Why did Smokey the Bear never have children? Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Branch-Davidians	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat	Perry Coma
Major Crackage	Louisiana Tourist Attraction	What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...	Please pass the mayo
Blonde Braincells	Funny Business	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket
Circumcisional Evidence	The Vampire	Where's the Blow Hole	Angelic Love
Stoplight	Why I Am So Tired	Blonde Brushing Hair	The Archaeologist's Wife
New Baby	Signs That The Vice President Has a Bad Heart	Nailing Osama	What's funnier than a zombie baby?
Mouth Organ	What Do I Look Like?	Redneck Family Values	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Blonde in Freezer	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Elephant and Man	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet
Monica's First Look	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Yo mama is like a brick...	Yo mama's So Hairy
Ouch!	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Yo mama's...Ugly	Lightbulb...Californians
A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Blonde in the Morning	Blonde Ring Hijinx!	Yo Mama so Bald
The 11th Commandment	Yo mama's So Ugly	Little Wanky	Blond Restroom Attendant
Blonde in Motion	Yo mama's so fat... train