Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding

Yo mama's so old that, when she breast-feeds, powdered milk comes out!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Fresh Meat	North vs. South	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Megastore, Megasale
Blonde in the Third Grade	The roof is on fire	Stayin' Alive	That's crazy
The Dentist	Guys and Dolls	Yo Mama's So Poor... Park	Dick 2 Balls
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Modern Science	The Blonde and Boyz II Men
Sports and Virility	Blondes Screwing	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Swing Low Sweet Charriot
Swinging Redneck	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Get yo fingers bit
Horny Old Ladies	Dynamite!	That's crazy	Southern Values
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Put It On Your Organ	Right of Way	Yo mama's So Ugly
Warm and Moist	Big Ben Blonde	Blonde Who Has it All	One day, a blonde left work early to go home ...
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Short	Yo mama's So Stupid	Warning! Incredibly Harmful Virus!
A Little Help From the Shakes	Moms and Their Snooping	Dirty Tricks	Jingle Balls
Eternal Judgment	Yo mama's So Flat	Quickie	Lucky Aggie Hijinx
Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen	Blonde...Sweet-n-Low