Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding

Yo mama's so old that, when she breast-feeds, powdered milk comes out!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blondes and Ice Cubes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so fat...
Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Horny Toad	The Blind Man	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Ugly	No one is safe	Clinton's DNA	Blonde Bird
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Lawyers' Lucky Break	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Divorce
Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Redneck Anthem	Blondes at Sea	Pothead Shopper
Leggy Blonde	Man Catches Crocodile	Dr. Feelgood	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Fat... Cereal	Yo Mama's So Fat... Sweats	Yo mama's So Stupid	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Soy Toy	The Engineer's Love Life	Ice Hole	Soccer Blonde
A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	You're So Ugly	Smoke Rings	Bush's Morning Run
Baby boomers	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher	Texas Talkin'
Your teeth are so busted...	Smartass Record Shop	An Ugly Position	Clinton's Finished Now
Yo mama's so nasty...	Eternity	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Bee Milky
The Boss	Blonde Half-Wit