Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding

Yo mama's so old that, when she breast-feeds, powdered milk comes out!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Women vs. Dog Poop	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Yo mama's so fat... school
Guys vs. Girls	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Yo mama's...Ugly	Two fraternity brothers...
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Redneck Soccer	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Redneck...Bath
Yo mama's...Skinny	Zip It. Zip It Good.	Moms and Their Snooping	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Mrs. Shagwell	New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles	Redneck Baseball	Yo mama's so Stupid
Turtle Soup	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	Lawyer in a Tree	The Muffler
Bush on Unemployment Aid	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Shree Hill
Grandma's Birthday	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Big Tongue	Scags Who Blew Bill
Yo mama's...Fat	One day a hunter was walking...	Clinton's First	Call Me Back
You're Like A...	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Bush got a coded message from Saddam	Mom and Dad were trying to console Suzie...
A Fashion Sense	Why'd The Redneck?	Women and Pool Tables	Blondes and Fun
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Think About It	Bad Drivers	Pow Wow Ow!
Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	A Vow of 'Celebracy'