Proverbs

''Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.''''Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Newlywed Game	Punk 'n' Parrot	Blonde's Coat Hanger	Lay off
Greek Navy	Woman Says, Man Hears	Hang Man	Don't Knock It
Clinton's Finished Now	Serenity Under Pressure	Lawyers Love Sushi!	747 Full of Lawyers
Windows 666	Froggie Proposal	Goose & Lawyer	Nudist BMOC
Flies on Poo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Little Leprechaun?	Microsoft and a Halter Top
The President Sucks	Blonde Nurse	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	Star Dreck
Blonde and License Plates	Yo mama's so poor...	Lay off	Yo mama's So Fat... Married
Yo mama's so fat... shaves	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Yo mama's So Fat... Hot Dogs	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick
Greek Navy	Yo mama's so hairy...	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Thermos and Blonde
The Three Nuns	Yo mama's...Hair	Soy Toy	The Dirty Wife
Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Gum	Steroid Breast Stroke	It Ain't Surgery
Wedding Night	Saving Her Butt	Politically Speaking	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo Mama's So Ugly	What Has 100 Teeth?