Proverbs

''Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.''''Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Baked beans and their delightful tune	Rosebud	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Where Are My Meds?
Pregnant Tree	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	Poker... or Her...
Blonde Fired	The Dough Boyz	American Divorce	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail
Malcolm in the Puddle	The Three Nuns	Elvis vs. Al Gore	Blonde Looking for a Job
The Raffle	Add It Up: Relationship Guide	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's so stupid... order
Pay-Per-Blonde	Higher Larnin'	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Stop Tailgating
Blonde & Cruise	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	The President Sucks	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon
Gay on Airplane	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Taxed Blonde	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet
Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Man and Pharmacist	Yo mama's So Lazy	Substituting Rats for Lawyers
The Blonde and the Blinker	First Class Blondie	Widows98	The Blondes and the Rocking Party
Blonde Road Crossing	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Blonde and Blonder	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV
Chilled Crabs	Yo mama's So Ugly	New Canadian Flag	Yo mama's So Ugly
Pickle Slicer	Pay-Per-Blonde