Walruses And Their Tupperware

Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?

A. To find a tight seal!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Your Parents Messed Up	Peanut In Your Ear	Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket
Monster Mystery	Elephant Tampon	Yo mama's so stupid...	Rosebud
100,000 Frenchman	Three Gay Men	In The Navy	Osama in the Holy Land
Tennis Balls	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	The Definition of	Blonde's Vocabulary
Free Sex Contestants	Lightbulb... Arkansas	What is LXIX?	We take you now to the Oval Office
Who dun it?	Pow Wow Ow!	Bubba Gets Smart	Indecent Exposure
Blonde Road Crossing	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale	100,000 Frenchman	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here
Concorde Humor	Blonde and Doorknobs	Redneck Wins the Lottery	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Scratchy Lottery	Never Seen A Priest	Dumb mama joke
Y'might Be A Redneck	Toe Curl	Sleepwalking Nun	Pre-Paid Plan
Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume	Blonde Crossing	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Fire Truck
Stick of Dynamite	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Paying the Price of Marriage	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office
I'll Give You...	Pet Zebra