Curd and Rod

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What Are Ya, Chicken?	Yo mama's So Fat...Speed Bumps	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	Things Just Fallin' Off
Redneck Track & Field	Hiney Bubbles	What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...	Monica's First Look
Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Clinton & KFC	Please pass the mayo	Jingle Balls
The Hired Help	Blonde Cell Death	Baldy Pants	Big Tongue
Mirror, Mirror	Bush Has Feelings Too	Froggie Proposal	Blonde in Disguise
Yo mama's...Old	Yo mama's...Stupid	Homeward Blonde	Yo mama's So Hairy
Three Girls Go Camping	Shriveled Lovin'	Watch Where You Step	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth
Blonde Cross Road	Talking Out of Your Ass	Blonde Boobies	Gross, Grosser, Grossest II
Man Catches Crocodile	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde in Freezer	When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?
It's A War-Like Country	Dynamite!	Yo mama's So Fat	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Black and White and Red All Over	I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Dear Old Dad
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Gold Digger	Two Blondes and a Camel	Getting Old
Orgy at Never Neverland	Perry Coma