Curd and Rod

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Stupid	Saddam Hussein	Monica's Deposition	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...
Blonde vs. Ratings System	Yo mama's so Nasty	The Patient	Ignorance
Beer Consumption	Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Elmo's Redesign	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Count Chock Full of Nuts	Perfumed Blonde	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Southern University Psychology
Genie-wine	Blonde...Faxes	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Pigskin Pro
Jerome is Dead!	Redneck Wedding	Bishop And The Ass	Let's Play War
Brunette, Blonde, Brunette	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	New Trend Diet	Walruses And Their Tupperware
Louisiana Heritage	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Waterskiing with Blondie	Yo mama is so old, she knew...
Whose Son is He?	A wrinkle in time	Lawyer Brains	Penis Requests a Raise
Get Your Feet Wet	Yo mama's so dumb...	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!
Taliban Bingo	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Go Fish	Jokes On You, Teacher
A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Eyes Wide Shut	Bishop And The Ass	Yo mama's So Ugly
Lamaze Class	Blonde in the Morning