Curd and Rod

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What Are Ya, Chicken?	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Paying the Price of Marriage	Chew on this
What's Your Poison?	Genital Mutilation is Funny	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Blonde & Turtle
Hey fatty	Yo mama's so Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	Dear Old Dad
Fifty-Dollar Bet	Yummy Mama	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	After the Honeymoon...	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Elephant and Prostitute
Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Mouth Organ	The Deer Hunt
Three Hellos	Witchy Women	Young Couple	Yo mama's...Fat
Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Socks	Racists and Lightbulbs	Tasty, tasty fat!
Your mom is so stupid...	Yo mama's So Stupid	I scream for ice cream	Talking Blondes
Drastic Diet	Dr. Doctor	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Cash Flow
Knock Knock: Dumb...	Blonde and Blonder	Redneck Underwear	Yo Mama's Feet
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Blond Father	No Special Sauce?	Blondes and Iceberg
The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Yo Mama's So Fat... Yellow Raincoat