Birdie Poem

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's Halloween	Tenessee Football Player	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Lawyers Love Sushi!
Jew Unit	Take yo mama to work day	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Redneck Drivers
Plaster Lawyers	The Blind Man	Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Blonde Lightning Storm
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Blonde's Tricycle	Blonde Luck
Blonde Counting Sheep	Monks Made a Mistake	Blonde Fired	What a stupid mama!
Yo mama's...Old	Lawyers Off Bridge...	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Scags Who Blew Bill
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Hiding In The Closet	Toy Cars And Breastices	Relay Race
Redneck Theft	Yo mama's So Ugly	Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people	Toothbrush Salesman
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Yo Mama's So Fat... License	Yo mama's so hairy...	Yo Mama's So Dumb...
Yo mama's So Nasty	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	If Ever You're Choking...	Princess Di and Thomas
C.E.O. D.U.M.B	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Can't Take You Anywhere
Clinton's DNA	Blondes and Iceberg	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	NASCAR
Sharks and Lawyers	Southern University Psychology