Birdie Poem

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Capitalism for Dummies	Yo mama's So Fat...Speed Bumps	Oscar Meyer	Beatles
Sexual Confessional	Blonde With Braces	Southern Foreplay	The Blonde and the Librarian
Martian Sex	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...Ugly
Bush BM	Yum!	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Yo mama's...Stupid
Clinton's Interns	You Can't Put HimTogether Again	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	You Work for the Government When:
The Blonde and the Worm	Marriage Made In Heaven	An Act of Charity	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Sex Over-Easy	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Chuckie Cheese Please
Yo mama's So Stupid	Blondes and Virgins	A wrinkle in time	Penis Requests a Raise
Three Gay Men	Brunette Shopping	Ceramic Guys	Brunette Meets Genie
Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Pharmacist Phun	Blonde in the Morning	Vaseline Knob
Tiger Woods and Princess Di	P. Diddy on a Diet	Women's Bits	A Roomful of Rednecks
Full Speed Ahead	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Blonde ABC's	Redneck in a Suit
Rules of the South	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!