Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex

Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Current Administration	Cow with No Legs	Three Drunk Men	Yo mama's so fat... 90210
Things Just Fallin' Off	Office English Dictionary	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Pacific Ocean Lawyers
Yard Work Sign Language	Gary Condit-Cadabra	Yo mama's...Fat	Iraqi Law
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	What's Worse?	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	You Work for the Government When:
Upside Down Blonde	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Milking it	Yo mama's So Fat
Where's the Blow Hole	A Natural Blind	Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...
Osama is Celebate	Hard Drive	Silent Bunny Humping	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Men With No Arms or Legs	You Might Be A Redneck If...Law	Icy Blonde	Flower Flub-o-rama
Ouch!	One day a hunter was walking...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women
Jumping Rope	You KNOW You're a Redneck	Gassy Broad	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Al Gore's Piercings	Taliban Poetic Justice	Whose Son is He?	The Gynecologist's Glasses
Clinton's DNA	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked	A Child's View of Retirement
Dreamweaver	Frenchman and Farm Animals