Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Shoot The Pig	Bedside Confession	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Blonde's Vocabulary
Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	That's A Buncha Bull	Hang Man	Yo mama's So Poor
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo mama so short...	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Louisiana Heritage
Whitehouse Parrot	The Fish-Eating Competition	Blonde Ice Fishing	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
Bunny Love	Hack Golfer	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Wal-marks the spot
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Toe Curl	Yo mama's...Ugly	West Virginia Custody Battle
Hamburger Helper	Bear and Toilet	Yo mama's So Poor	A Natural Blind
Stuck in the middle	Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Blondes in a Convertible	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Girls From Kentucky	Monica's New Boyfriend	Viagra for Gramps
Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...	Never Seen A Priest	Blonde Test	Hooked On Dem Jets
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Redneck... Rich	Burger King	Redneck Engineering Exam
Snowblonde	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Lying through your tooths	Gross Grandma
Rare Disorder	Fast Food for Rednecks