Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	Toothpaste Inventor	Yummy Mama	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Things Found Only In America	Exotic Male Dancer	Broom Factory	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On
Arkansas Toothbrush	Troubled Man	Blow in the Blonde's	Your Parents Messed Up
Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Yo Mama's So Old... Guest List	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Divided By A Common Language
100,000 Frenchman	Blondes and Iceberg	Yo Mama's Lovely Breath	Blonde...Infant Scale
Yo mama's so fat... road	Blonde in a Round Room	Dirty Tricks	Midgets Rock Las Vegas
Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Yo mama's so poor...	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Blonde on the Run
Yo mama's so fat... monster truck	Yo mama's So Poor	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Blonde...Bananas
Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Hit TV Shows in Iraq	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Blonde Basement
A Crappy Date (A True Story)	Monica At The UN	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Knock Knock... Sham
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...	I Don't Like My Brother	Yo mama is a fatty	Gross Grandma
Redneck Parkin' Lot	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Lack of Vision	Blondes On Blonde Jokes
Condom Brands	Elephant...Cherry Tree