Flour Patch

Yo mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Hail to the Moron	Things Found Only In America	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle
Clinton 'n' Buddy	Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber	Redneck Haircut	Yo mama's so stupid...
Michael Jackson and Casper	Inner Space	Legalese	You So Ugly
You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Osama in the Holy Land	Rules of Bedroom Golf	Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Slick Willy	Bush and Son	Natural Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom
Chin nuts	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Coming Into The Closet	First Cut is the Deepest
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo mama's...Fat	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus
Toe Curl	You Might Be A Redneck If...Law	Microsoft in Detroit?	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Optimistic Jack	There were two blondes at the park...	Oh My God!
Smokey the Bear	Yo Mama Lipbia	Rednecks' Dogs	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE
747	Keep It In Your Pants	Yo mama's So Hairy	God Smiles on Blondes
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama Road Sign	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Shrinking, Red Narcissist
Al Gore's Piercing	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business