Flour Patch

Yo mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck..Books	Waterskiing with Blondie	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days
Bedside Confession	Yo mama's So Poor	Fast Food	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong
Ark-N-Saw	Viagra Coffee	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell
Blond Restroom Attendant	Bad Lawyer	The Fish-Eating Competition	Three Drunk Men
Yo mama's...Fat	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	What a Gasser	Yo mama so fat...
Blonde - Contractor	The Nuns and The Blind Man	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	What Do I Look Like?
Understanding Marketing	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes
Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	Difference Boy & Girl	Ask The Doctor
The Dirty Wife	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Bush and Bill	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Yo mama's So Stupid	Better Luck Next Time	Yo mama so stupid...
Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Blonde Driving	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Railroad Redneck
She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Bzzzz	GayTermites	Redneck Ghost Story
Magnum PI	Attack of the American Women