The Great Crab Escape

Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a get away rope.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	I Nearly Pissed Myself	Code for Sex	Blondes in a Volkswagen
A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Carefully Placed Periods	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Nasty Mama
Yo mama's so Nasty	The Dough Boyz	Curly Hair	Bush and Cheney Lunch
Yo mama's so poor... shoe	What P.M.S. Stands For	The Golden Mug	Flour Patch
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Engineering In Hell	Confessions Of Sodom
String in the Pants = Clean Hands	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Yo mama's So Fat	Tennis Balls
Adam 'n' Eve	Leggy Blonde	Caution: Condom Crossing	Alabama Farmer
Monday Night Osama	What a Gasser	Yo mama's So Ugly	A Real Ball Buster
Sex Advice	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	The Blonde and the Worm
Eye Exam	Redneck on the Roof	Priestly Duties	The Blonde & The Coke Machine
Ten Cents	Genealogy	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow
Yo mama's so fat... Sherpas	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Sits in the Forest	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Yo mama's So Poor	Mom's Sponge