Man Beats Dog

Why did God make men a little smarter than dogs?

So they won't hump your leg at a cocktail party.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Virgin Trucker	Yo Mama's so fat... Jerry Springer	The Last Southern Virgin
Afghani Fowl	Ark-N-Saw	Lying through your tooths	An Honest Lawyer
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blonde Braincells	Phone Line	Trucks and Babies
Jingle Balls	Lift Off	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Yo mama's So Fat
In a murder trial...	Jingle Balls	Sex and Dieting	Blonde - Two Coats
Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Yo mama's So Hairy	Rope a Dope
Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Blonde's Wine	Yo mama's So Stupid	Buried Lawyers
Playing Doctor	How To Get A Raise	Blonde Boobies	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
Yo mama's...Stupid	Fooled You	Blonde Suicide	Leper Hockey
Lawyer-Client Relations	What's Your Poison?	Shipwrecked	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES
Nun vs. Woman	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Sex In Advertising	Dirty Knees
The Cross-Eyed Cow	Two Black Eyes	B-Day Sex	How does herpes leave the hospital?
Working Relationship	Socks