Fire Truck

Q: Why is a fire truck red?

A: If someone pulled your hose you would turn red too.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

One Good Deed	Bush BM	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Your Parents Messed Up
Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	Yo mama's So Stupid	Love At First Sight	Mommy, Mommy!
I'll Give You...	Lightbulb...Californians	Soapy Sales	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	I Nearly Pissed Myself	Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Confucious...Baseball
Stooooopid Mama	The Businessman's Medical Problem	Pigskin Pro	First Cut is the Deepest
What Didja Learn?	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Sheep Soup	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Executive Rimmin'	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	132 legs and 8 teeth
Yo mama's So Fat	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Blonde in the Mirror	Sex and Air
Yo mama's So Stupid	A falling out	Yo mama's So Ugly	Runny Noodle
Blonde Lightbulb	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde On a Ledge	I See You!
Three Nuns and a Parrot	Blonde Smoker	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Yo mama's So Flat
Baby boomers	Yo mama's So Stupid	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	A Real WANGsta
Redneck With Empty Tank	Yo mama's So Stupid