Gary Condit's Pants

Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants?

A: To keep his ankles warm!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama is so stupid...	5 presidents are on a plane	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised
Ghetto Mama	Glories of old age	Adam and Eve, Surprised	Dating a Prostitute
24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...	Tardy Blonde	Satisfaction	Invisible Carrots
Bird it Through the Grapevine	Osama in the Holy Land	Wizard of Oz	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart
Higher Larnin'	Yo Mama's So Country	Gary Condit's M.O.	Pop Goes The Blonde
Yo mama's So Stupid	Medical Miracles	What's Worse?	Blondes and Bricks
Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	What are you thinking about?	Natural Blonde
Sensitive Men	You Bet Your (Sex) Life	Dear Old Dad	Chucky at the Movies
JFKaput	Scags Who Blew Bill	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...	Getting Weighed
Yo mama's...Fat	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Man and Pharmacist	Why don't witches wear panties?
Tire vs. Condoms	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Steroid Breast Stroke	Biting
Lunch time	Switch!	Redneck Wedding	Soyburger vs dildo
Nouveau Riche Blonde	DJ's First Day of School