Gary Condit's Pants

Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants?

A: To keep his ankles warm!

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Women vs. Dog Poop	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Blonde Hits the Ground Last	What's Black?
Bathtub Anxieties	Keep Warm	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom
Bug's Mind	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	How many blondes does it take...
Minor differences	Vetoed Valentine Promotions	Yo mama's So Fat	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
Yummy Mama	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Gags For The Office Drone
Yo mama's So Old	Gold Digger	Chillin' Biddies	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw
Le Stinkers	What's the difference between a...	Frosty	Virgins in Caves
Monica's First Look	Blonde State of Mind	Smoke It	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama''s so dumb, her favorite color is ..	Mechanical Sex	Morning at the White House	Honeymoon
Double Wide	Hand-Eye Coordination	A Roomful of Rednecks	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor
Two brunettes and a blonde...	Yo mama's So Old	Star Trek	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction
Porcupines	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Current Administration	Redneck Porch
Yo Mama's So Small	Fred bin Flintsone