Blonde Invention

What was the only invention a blonde came up with that did not pass the patent board?

Ejection seats in helicopters.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Music	Mountain Bike	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Blonde On A Fence
Lab Monkeys	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Bzzzz	Male Lie Detector
Suicide Attempt	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Blonde and Missed Bus	Pigskin Pro
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Yo mama's...Stupid	Men's English	Suicidal Blonde
You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	69	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	An Act of Charity
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Dinner's Ready!	Jew Unit
Blonde Coffee Drinker	Tales From The Shire	Redneck Religiousity	Yo mama's...fat
Professor of Logic	Blonde with Chickens	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Blonde's Air Conditioner
Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Ice Cream
Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	The Invention of the Copper Wire	Another Dumb Blonde	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Lunch time	Studious Redneck	Blonde Data
Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Drinking Buddies	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Oscar Meyer
Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's