Blonde Invention

What was the only invention a blonde came up with that did not pass the patent board?

Ejection seats in helicopters.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	Yo mama's So Flat	Did I do that?	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!
Airplane Hijinx	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Stayin' Alive	The 11th Commandment
Designated drunkard	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Ugly
Paper Street	Blind Skydivers	Clinton's Favorite Things	George Bush is So Stupid...
Blonde Goes to the Airport	Yo mama's So Fat	Lawyer Means...	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...
Yo mama's So Fat	A Shave and a Shine	Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo mama's...Fat
Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	Blonde Horse Sense	Blonde - Elmo Factory
The Blind Guy Polemic	Flies Have Wings, Why?	500 lawyers in the ocean	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Yo mama's...fat	Replacing Vanna	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde in a Snowstorm
Flower Flub-o-rama	Heaven's Gate	What a Gasser	Penguin & JFK, Jr.
Moleasses	Carpet	Vaseline Knob	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's So Poor	You are a Redneck...	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Not Going To Try This Again
Men With No Arms or Legs	Lawyer-Client Relations