Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman pinscher.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mountain Bike	Yo mama's so poor...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Act Of God
Yo mama's so fat... walk around	You Might Be a Redneck if...	New Rules For Employment	Go Fish
Gore & Pantyhose	80-Pounder	Yo Mama the Gourmet	Take It Like A Man, Baby
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Rock da House	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Yo mama's so stupid...
Bishop And The Ass	Yo mama's So Ugly	Adult Swim	The Raffle
Blonde on the Run	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	How To Get A Raise	Deep In The Fourth Quarter
Elevator Scene	Blonde and Blonder	Fishing For a Sale	Code for Sex
Dog Talk	Dictaphone	Important Question	Eternal Judgment
Redneck Wedding	3 Men, 3 Wishes	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline
Snowmen and Snowwomen	Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume	Condoms	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Yo Mama Bath	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Blonde NASA Engineer	Valentine Gift Test
Jack and Jill II	Finder's keepers	Blond with a cell phone	Houston Schoolin'
Pickled Bread	Redneck Beaver